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We all watch porn and we are impressed by the amazing stamina, positions practiced and performance of the porn stars, but while some of the moves seen in porn can be great to replicate in bed, others are simply unhygienic and have nothing to do with real sex in real life. So, continue to watch porn but don’t try to replicate all the moves at home!

Here are some of the moves you should not try:

1.      The ass to mouth move

The ass to mouth move is a very common practice in porn but that doesn’t make it any more hygienic or right to replicate with your clients. The moves imply that you do anal followed by blowjob and that means that you’ll put in your mouth something that came out of your ass hole!

Even though you’ve had an enema done and you’re all clean and smelling like a rose down there, that doesn’t mean that there are no bacteria left on your partner’s penis, bacteria that you’ll be putting in your mouth! Totally unhygienic and unhealthy. So, unless it provokes you an amazing orgasm like you’ve never had before, just don’t do it…it’s not even that artistic to do, so keep it safe and clean! And if you still want to do it, use a condom while doing anal, then remove it and do the blowjob. It’s cleaner this way.

2.      Deep throat while face fucking

Yeah, it looks really hard core when they do that in porn but don’t forget that we are talking about professional porn stars that are not at their first movie. So, if you try to amaze your client with a deep throat – face fucking combo don’t forget about a small, important thing….the gag reflex. So, unless you’re a porn star turned into an escort, then probably you should avoid that special combo and stick to the good old, but effective, Kama Sutra moves!

3.      The golden shower/water sports

Urinating on your partner’s body is not quite a common service to offer, so think about it really hard before putting it on your service list. Although when watching porn, it seems an easy service to offer, if you want to be a true professional, you must do some research about it in advance because there are some things you need to take into consideration before jumping into the water sports.

For example, before giving a golden shower you must drink water 30 minutes before the date, and a lot of water in advance in order to dilute the urine, take care of the diet by consuming only a certain type of food and arrange the room where the action will take place so that everything will be hygienic and clean.

4.      The dick slapping move

This a completely useless thing to do during sex and it also has a bad connotation, so don’t let yourself be fooled into accepting it, only because porn stars are doing it in movies. The dick slap is totally unnecessary and also humiliating for the sex partner. It does not add value to the sex and it is also not that artistic. So, think about it twice and see if you really want to do it, or you’re just going with the flow because you’ve seen professional actors do it in porn.

5.      The surprise butt sex

You must have seen the “oh, it slipped” move very often in porn, where the male partner penetrates the vagina and then it simply shoves it into the anus. Well ladies, you’re real pro’s so we don’t have to tell you that this thing doesn’t happen during sex in real life. Anal implies preparation in advance, if you want the experience to be a good one. And we are talking about enemas, lots of high-quality lubricants and stimulation of the anus.

You can’t just spit on it and shove it in, like they do it in porn movies. So, think about it twice before spontaneously accepting to do it.

These are just a few of the things you see in porn, that has nothing to do with sex, arousal or pleasure, so trust your skills and don’t fall for such tricks. It is enough to be imaginative, playful and ready for new experiences. Give them amazing orgasms, listen to their problems and compliment them often and your clients will simply adore you.